Existential Garnish, Inc.

Do you exist? Then this is your shop. It's the place to garnish your existence: Existential Garnish.™

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Garnish your torso with t-shirts, your head with hats, your vehicle and laptop with stickers, your home with pillows and drinkware—if it's stuff that expresses who you are, then here it is. Or will be soon enough.

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Everything on this site was originated and conceptualized by one writer, designer and conceptual artist, so you're assured of original, one-of-a-kind designs and products.

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In other words, you know how you have a guy for the stuff you need? A plumbing guy. A car repair guy. A junk hauling guy. Well, I’m your guy for the stuff you didn’t know you needed: human-originated creativity you won’t find anywhere else.  (Learn more here.)

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Other past online attempts to corral my output are out there. They'll remain for now, but this is the central location for past creations and so many more to come. Please shop here.

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“I will not reason and compare: my business is to create.”
 - William Blake